Best headline ever: Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke

Yeah theres not much you can say about this other that best headline ever!

Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke

 

"Van Dyke's ordeal began during an ill-fated trip to his local beach. "I woke up out of sight of land," the 84-year-old actor told reporters. "I started paddling with the swells and I started seeing fins swimming around me and I thought 'I'm dead!'"

Van Dyke was wrong. "They turned out to be porpoises," he said. "And they pushed me all the way to shore." The porpoises were unavailable for comment."

 

Here is my artist rendering of the event.

 

Runner up for best headline goes to Hot Momma Gossip for Dick Van Dyke Learns Life Has a Porpoise. Soooo punny!

Comments

[oof! blam! argh!]

I read that as "Dick Van Patten." I'm not sure if that made it more awesome or less, but I realize now the world could do with fewer Dick Van's - it's confusing.