Another hilariously true comic from The Oatmeal. This one especially cracks me up because the first step is a scene I see enacted about 20 times a day by my cat and my boyfriend. Only at some point my cat gets so desperate for pettings while he works that she will actually self pet herself on his arm rest or hand or whatever else is within her reach.
How to Pet a Kitty
Although my cat is odd and if you pat her on the head like in step 2 she actually likes it. Shes a 'special' kind of cat if you get my drift.